GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a movie scene.